全球影视库 校准翻译
晚上好，北美和南美的先生和女士， Good evening Mr. and Mrs. North and south America,
我们所有在海上的船只，被一种莫名的闪光击中 and all our ships at sea, let's get a fresh flesh... -Flash!
国会今天召开了紧急会议 Congress today has called an emergency session,
但到目前为止还没有人来。 but as yet no one has shown up.
总统拒绝发表声明， And the president refuses to issue a statement,
把自己和副总统锁起来 having locked himself and the vice president
在他的浴室里。 in his bath-room early this morning.
然而，第一夫人敦促所有人，原话是， However, the first lady urges all, and I quote,
"在圣经中寻求安慰" "seek comfort in the Bible," unquote.
最新消息，世界顶尖科学家 A bulletin just in, the world's top scientists
正在华盛顿召开会议， are holding a conference in Washington, D.C.,
等待戈登教授的陈述 awaiting a statement from professor Gordon,
世界动物行为权威和著名物理学家。 world authority on animal behavior and renowned physicist.
先生们，我们有大麻烦了。 Gentlemen, we are in big trouble.
性疯狂危险星球! Sex madness perils planet!
号外!最新新闻! Extra! Read all about it!
性疯狂危险星球! Sex madness perils planet!
都来看看，好好读读! Get it now, read all about it!
性疯狂危险星球! Sex madness perils planet!
嘿，滚你们这些饥渴的混蛋! Hey, scram you horny jerks!
先生们! Gentlemen!
正如我告诉过你的，我们有大麻烦了。 As I have told you, we are in big trouble.
我想我有必要向你们描述 I think there is no need for me to describe to you
令人难以置信的混乱，我们亲爱的星球 the incredible chaos our beloved planet
已经陷入。 has been plunged into.
性爱的病毒 Of the disgrace-ful acts which are being committed
就在这一刻! at this very moment!
在每个公寓，每个街角， In every apartment, on every street corner,
或者在屋顶上! or on the rooftops!
丛林里的草屋，北极的冰屋。 In grass huts in the jungle, in igloos in the arctic.
在机场，在市场， In airports, in markets,
在电影院，在公园! in movie houses, in the parks!
是的，我们有大麻烦了。 Yes, we are in big trouble.
戈登医生…… Doctor Gordon...
我们在座的所有人都意识到目前正在发生的 All of us here are aware of the total degradation
全球性的大麻烦， that has overcome the masses,
但是我们该怎么做呢? but what are we going to do about it?
是什么引起的? What is causing it?
现在我说这是一种病毒，我们必须找到疫苗! Now I say it's a virus and we must find a vaccine for it!
这不是病毒 It is not a virus,
傻子都能看出来这是大范围性的催眠! any fool can see it's a case of mass hypnosis!
催眠……哈!我做过研究 Hypnosis... ha! I've done research
追查到原因是金枪鱼罐头变质了。 and traced the cause to cans of bad passover tuna.
金枪鱼，金枪鱼! Tuna fish, tuna fish!
这家伙脑子有包! This guy's got Mercury on his brain!
先生们! Gentlemen!
先生们，我们必须保持冷静! Gentlemen, we must be calm!
我们的子孙后代取决于今天在这里做出的决定。 Future generations are depending on decisions made here today.
现在，我发现了关于这种疯狂的三件事。 Now, I have discovered three things about this madness.
首先，并非所有地区都受到影响。 Number one, not all areas are affected.
看看你们周围，有人有性冲动吗? Look around you, are anyone of you sexually aroused?
是的,嗯 Yes, ha-ha-hal
你们中的任何一个，嗯?不! anyone of you, huh? No!
并非所有地区都受到影响。 Not all areas have been affected.
第二，我儿子 正在 Number two, my son, who has been rep-resenting
美国参加第十届国际冰球比赛 United States at the tenth international ice hockey
季后赛; playoffs in Tibet,
然后发现了一束巨大的光 has discovered what appears to be a great beam of light
从遥远的星球出发的 proceeding from some far off planet
灾难和光束发射是同步的 whose appearance is simultaneous
昨天第一次发生。 with the first occurrence yesterday.
第三，我发现我的妻子… Number three, I discovered my wife...
和垃圾工在床上。 In bed with the garbage man.
那你儿子呢，教授? But what about your son, professor?
他还发现什么了吗? Did he find anything else out?
是的，教授，你对我们隐瞒了什么? Yes professor, what are you holding back from us?
有什么独家新闻吗? What's the scoop?
我儿子此时此刻， My son is at this very moment,
“在他回国的路上，他一到…… 'on his way back to this country and as soon as he has landed...
我们都会知道的。 We shall all find out.
飞机塔，飞机塔， Mable towers, mable towers,
我们正在经历恶劣的天气。 we're experiencing foul weather.
对不起! Sorry!
哦，哦，对不起。 Oh, oooh, I'm sorry.
哦，没关系。 Oh, that's all right.
这是你第一次乘飞机吗?是的 我是。 Is this your first flight? My first drink.
这是一场可怕的风暴， It's a terrible storm,
你觉得我们能成功吗? do you think we're going to make it?
别担心。 Don't worry.
这些新的福特三轮飞机是空中最安全的东西。 These new fordent trimotors are the safest things in the sky.
我叫阿黛尔，你呢? My name is Dale ardor, what's yours?
诺。诺戈登。 Flesh. Flesh Gordon.
哦，戈登教授的儿子? Oh, professor Gordon's son?
是的。 Why yes.
先生，小心! Sir, look out!
控制你自己，戴尔! Control yourself, Dale!
控制你自己，戴尔!戴尔! Control yourself, Dale! Dale!
控制你自己，戴尔! Con-control yourself, Dale!
先生，我有一个巨大的阴茎! Sir, I've got a giant boner!
我们把这该死的东西拍下来。 Well slap the damn thing down.
我不能! I can't!
我得把这事控制住。 I've got to keep this thing under control.
我不能! I can't!
梅布尔塔，梅布尔塔。 Mable towers, mable towers.
你这两个色狼。 You got two horny son-of-a-bitches here.
我们要完蛋了。 We're signing off.
戴尔!没人在控制飞机! Dale! There's no one at the controls!
飞机要坠毁了! The plane's going down!
快去，快去! Go down, go down!
哦，是的，是的。哦,爽。 Oh yes, oh yes. Oh, flesh.
爽!爽! Flesh! Flesh!
哦,爽! Oh, flesh!
爽! Flesh!
放开我! Let me go!
爽! Flesh!
爽……哦! Flesh... oh!
戴尔。我们必须跳机。 Dale. We'll have to bail out.
爽，我的天啊。 Flesh, oh my god, ooh.
我的天啊! Oh my god!
坚持住! Just hold on!
我坚持不住了! I can't hold anymore!
哦。哦! Ooohhh. Oh!
爽,嗯。 Flesh, mmm.
戴尔? Dale?
戴尔，亲爱的，你没事吧? Dale, darling, are you all right?
你叫我亲爱的。" You called me "darling."
天啊，怎么了? Oh, flesh, what's happening?
-你能走路吗?-我想是的。 - Can you walk? - I think so.
给，穿上这个。 Here, put this on.
看，那是什么? Flesh, what's that?
来吧，也许我们可以在那儿弄个电话。 Come on, maybe we can get to a telephone there.
停止。 Stop.
别再往前走了。 Not another step further.
我知道你为什么而来。 I know what you've come here for.
但你不会得到的。 But you're not going to get it.
听着，我不知道你认为我们是谁， Look, I don't know who you think we are,
但这女孩受伤了，我们得找个电话。 but this girl's hurt, and we gotta get to a telephone.
你看，我们从西藏坐着这架飞机， You see, we were flying along in this airplane from Tibet,
突然间我们被来自外太空的性射线击中。 when suddenly we were hit by this sex ray from outer space.
这种无节制的性狂欢随之而来， And this unrestrained sex orgy ensued,
两个飞行员都加入了。 which both of the pilots joined in.
当我注意到飞机要坠落时， When I noticed the plane was going down,
我接管了飞机 I took over the controls
但是我无法控制飞机。 but they broke off in my hand.
你看到那位年轻女士了， So you see the young lady,
几乎被性疯狂所征服， nearly overcome with sex madness,
而我，在飞机坠毁前跳伞。 and myself, bailed out just before the plane crashed.
我们就降落在那里。 And we landed just over there.
你以为我是傻瓜吗? Do you take me for a fool?
你以为我不知道你是来偷东西的吗 Do you think I don't know you've come here to steal
我新星际的秘密计划， the secret plans to my new interstellar,
氢化燃烧，奇迹专利，微聚四氟乙烯， hydrocombustion, miracle patented, micro-teflon,
核，火箭-飞机-导弹! nuclear, gamastaddle rocketship-plane-missle!
这是二十年来的成果。 Which was twenty years in the making.
采用了新的上升气流设计， And employs a new updraft design,
用小螺旋把船抬起来 which lifts the ship on small spirals
合成锶颗粒。 of synthetic strontium pellets.
你以为我不知道吗! Do you think I don't know that!
我从来没听说过。 Well, I've never even heard of it.
所以你找错对象了。 So you're barking up the wrong tree.
过来，小姐。 Come here, young lady.
我想做一个小实验， I would like to conduct a little experiment,
你看，有证据表明，暴露在性射线下， you see there's evidence that exposure to the sex ray,
可以增加乳房的大小。 increases the size of the secondary...
你个疯子——想干什么? - Jerkoff! - What?
混蛋，我就知道你是疯子。 Flexi jerkoff, I thought I recognized you.
为什么…为什么你认为我是疯子， Why... why you must be flesh,
戈登教授的儿子。 professor Gordon's son.
我在想你为什么这么了解性爱射线。 I was wondering why you knew so much about the sex ray.
来，我带你去看看船。 Come, let me show you the ship.
天哪，我来介绍一下。 Gosh, let me introduce you.
戴尔·阿多，我是弗莱西医生。 Dale ardor, this is doctor flexi jerkoff.
你好! How do you do?
所以你看，我实际上已经发现了那个色魔行星 So you see, I've actually discovered which planet
性射线来自那里， the sex ray is coming from,
幸运的是，去性爱星球的那艘船正好准备好了。 and fortunately, the straddle ship was ready just in time.
你不知道在这里是什么感觉， Oh, you can't know what it was like, out here,
当性射线袭来的时候，一个人无法发泄。 all alone when the sex ray hit.
简直是地狱! It was hell!
幸运的是，那艘船在那之前就完成了， Fortunately, the rocket was completed before that happened,
计划没有受到影响。 and the design was not influenced.
你看起来很有趣。 You look so funny.
哦，太像个大鸡巴了。 Oh, the likeness is incredible.
我找到了大部分的零件 I was able to get most of the parts
在西尔斯的目录里。 from the sears catalogue.
你真的认为它会飞？ And you really think it will make it to
飞到太阳系的外围? the outer reaches of the solar system?
这是必须的。 It's got to.
这是人类最后的希望。 It's the last hope humanity has.
诺……戴尔… Flesh... Dale...
你愿意和我一起去吗? Will you come with me?
这将是一次危险的旅行， It will be a dangerous trip,
我不知道我们在那里会遇到什么， and I don't know what we're likely to encounter out there,
但总得有人来拯救地球 but someone has got to save the earth
从邪恶射线的魔爪中逃脱。 from the treacherous clutches of that evil ray.
你觉得呢，戴尔? What do you think, Dale?
诺，我们开始吧。 Flesh, let's do it.
当然，为什么不呢，我们试试吧。 Sure, why not, we'll give it a try.
太棒了! Wonderful!
这颗行星的轨道将使它离地球最近 The planet's orbit will bring it closest to the earth
在大约… in approximately...
6小时左右! Six minutes!
还有很多工作要做。 And there's much work to be done.
来，跟我来。 Come, follow me.
你想把这些放哪，医生? Where do you want these, doc?
就在那里，诺，储藏柜里。 Right over there flesh, storage bin c.
这个小玩意是干什么用的，医生? What's this gizmo do, doc?
别碰那个表盘! Don't touch that dial!
我曾经有个助手碰过那个刻度盘。 I had an assistant once who touched that dial.
触摸那个刻度盘。 Touch that dial.
哇，医生，你的东西真漂亮。 Gee doc, you really got a lot of neat stuff.
你花了很长时间才把它们拼凑起来吗? Did it take you a long time to put it all together?
别烦我了，伙计，快好了。 Don't bother me now, flesh, it's almost ready.
去开门。 Get the door.
哪个按钮，医生? Which button, doc?
那一个。 That one.
点火。 Ignition.
-准备好了吗，戴尔?-准备好了，诺。 - Ready, Dale? - Ready, flesh.
好吧，等一下。我们要起飞了。 All right, hang on. We're taking off.
发射一号火箭。 Fire rocket one.
发射二号火箭。 Fire rocket two.
等等， Hang on now,
我们正在穿越大气层。 we're going through the moronosphere.
看,戴尔! Look, Dale!
月亮! The moon!
地球! The earth!
哦，真漂亮。 Oh, it's beautiful.
哇!我能看到五大湖! Wow! I can see the Great Lakes!
有安大略湖，密歇根湖， There's lake Ontario, lake Michigan,
苏必利尔湖…… lake superior...
怎么了，戴尔? What is it, Dale?
性爱射线，我们正朝着它前进， The sex ray, we're heading right for it,
快改变航线! change course quick!
这是……卡住了，伙计，我动不了了! It's... it's jammed, flesh, I can't move it!
让我试试! Let me try!
再来一次 ，我准备好了 Another episode like that, and I'll be ready
去敌人的老家。 for the old folk's home.
博士，你觉得这是个什么样的星球? Hey doc, what sort of planet does it look like to you?
肯定有人住，偌。 Definitely inhabited, flesh.
没有自然力能影响我们 No natural force could have affected us
就像性爱射线那样。 the way that sex ray did.
看那边的绿色区域…… And look at those green areas over there...
我想可能是森林或丛林。 It's probably forest or jungle, I should think.
那边是沙漠地区。 And those are desert areas over there.
这颗行星甚至有寒冷的极地， This planet even has frigid polar regions,
和地球上的差不多。 not unlike those of earth.
让我们仔细看看，好吗? Let's have a closer look, shall we.
坚持住，我们要下去了。 Hang on, we're going down.
首领 我发现一艘大鸡巴飞船， Forgive me, your protuberance,
正在接近我们，一艘大鸡巴飞船正在接近我们的性爱星球。 but at this moment an alien ship approaches porno.
可能是地球人。 Probably the earth people.
把鸡巴船弄沉， Bring the ship down,
但要把地球人毫发无损地带到我这里。 but I want the earthlings brought to me unharmed.
明白吗? Understand?
是的，首领。 Yes, your protuberance.
快看，看! Not too close, look!
你认为他们友好吗? Do you suppose they're friendly?
右舷伽马调制器被击中了! The starboard gammamodulator's been hit!
-我来修。-哦不! - I'll fix it. - Oh no!
我控制不了这艘船，诺! I can't control the ship, flesh!
-等等，混蛋!-做点什么吧，诺! - Hold on, jerkoff! - Do something, flesh!
我想我们要坠毁了。 I think we're going to crash.
哦!哦，不，会发生什么? Oh! Oh, no, what's going to happen?
快点,诺! Hurry, flesh!
正在修，混蛋，我在修! I'm hurrying, jerkoff, I'm hurrying!
上帝保佑 Save us!
哦哦哦哦哦。 Oooooohhhhhh.
我正在努力! I'm trying to!
快 诺! Hurry flesh!
我们有大麻烦了。 We're in deep trouble flesh.
啊，来吧，混蛋! Ah, come on, jerkoff!
哦，诺，做点什么吧! Oh, flesh, do something!
——快点!-戴尔，快! - Hurry! - Dale, quick!
给我一个发夹!来这里! Give me a Bobby pin! Come here!
这里有一个! Here's one!
哦…… Oh...
拯救我们。 Save us.
混蛋，我想我搞定了! Jerkoff, I think I've fixed it!
-天啊!-你说得对。 - Oh, god! - You're right.
她开始对控制有反应了。 She's beginning to respond to the controls.
好了，等一下。 All right now, hang on.
坚持住，戴尔。 Hold on Dale.
船要坠毁了! The ship's falling apart!
-等等，戴尔!-我坚持住了。 - Hold on, Dale! - I'm holding on.
我要控制住。 I'm taking her down.
疯子医生，疯子医生! Dr. jerkoff, Dr. jerkoff!
你还好吗? Are you all right?
哦,诺 。我想是的。 Oh, flesh. I think so.
船损坏严重吗，伙计? Is the ship badly damaged, flesh?
我不知道，我们出去看看吧。 I don't know, let's go outside and have a look.
是的。 Yes.
哦,戴尔。 Oh, Dale.
等一下，我想我找到了。 Just a moment, I think I have something here.
,嗯…是的。 For, uh... yes.
这是我妈妈的。现在给你穿。 It was my mother's. She was buried in it.
很好，这个星球上有氧气。 Good, there's oxygen on this planet.
这是我见过的最奇怪的地方。 This is the strangest place I've ever seen.
我想知道他们为什么不派人来欢迎我们? I wonder why they didn't send the welcoming committee?
他们来了，看! They did, look!
快，进洞里去! Quick, into that cave!
快看 地球人! Sist and decease!
快，进来! Quick, in here!
嘿 嘿 嘿 Hep, hep, hep.
左，左，左。 Left, left, left.
你们去那边找。 You men search over there.
左，左，左…… Left, left, left...
他们会回来的。 They'll be coming back.
我们走这边，也许还有别的出口。 Let's go this way, maybe there's another way out.
这里太奇怪了。 It's so strange in here.
诺，它看起来几乎是活的。 Flesh, it almost looks alive.
这是什么，诺 ? What is it, flesh?
我不太确定。 I'm not quite sure.
多么不寻常的构造和质地。 And what unusual formations and textures.
为什么，这就像科学上没有发现的岩石一样。 Why, this is like no rock known to science.
它是。 It's.
它不像石头那么硬， It's not hard like a rock,
这是…… it's...
哦 哦 哦哦 Whoaaaaaaaaal
牛逼的星球! great galaxies!
那是什么？，医生? What is it doc?
我想应该是某种鸡巴龙吧。 Some species of penisaurus, I should think.
走这边 快 This way!
疯子医生 她摔倒了 Jerkoff! She'd down!
什么……哦,哦! What... oh, oh!
最好想想办法，混蛋。 Better get this, jerkoff.
你这畜生，离我远点! Oh, you beast, get away from me!
你个滚蛋! You stink!
好吧，诺。 All right, flesh.
站在这边。 Stand aside.
哦,不! Oh, no!
左，左，左…… Left, left, left...
啊,哈哈。 Ah, ha.
哦! Oh!
诺! Flesh!
那是什么? What was that?
地球人。他们在下面。 The earth people. It came from down there.
是他们。——走。 After them. - Run.
不 Nol
他们在那里。 there they are.
怎么啦？ What?
活捉地球人。把他们绑起来。 Take the earthlings alive. Tie them up.
-那女孩归我了。-金发婆娘是我的。 - I got dibs on the girl. - The blonde giant's mine.
把留胡子的留给我。 Leave the bearded one for me.
首领 ，我们抓住了地球人， Your sickness, we have captured the earth people,
等待你的命令。 and await your command.
地球人，嗯? The earth people, eh?
马上带到我面前来。 Bring them to me at once.
把地球人带来! Fetch the earth people here!
首领要面见他们! His sickness will seeeee theeemmmm!
别喊了，你个傻逼。 Stop shouting, you dildo.
你为什么到色情星球来? Why have you come to the planet porno?
来摧毁可怕的性爱射线 To destroy the terrible sex ray that has brought
给我们心爱的地球带来混乱。 chaos to our beloved planet earth.
我以为你会感谢我的。 I should think you'd be thanking me.
但没关系。 But no matter.
宇宙中没有任何力量可以摧毁它 No power in the universe can ever hope to squelch
我性之无限力量。 the infinite force of my sex beam.
但你为什么一定要做这件事? But why must you do this thing?
地球是一个和平的星球 The earth is a peaceful planet
而且对你没有威胁! and poses no threat to you!
我稍后再告诉你。 I'll tell you later.
但是，你是怎么到这里来的? But, how did you get here?
我建造鸡巴飞船。 The straddle ship I constructed.
你是科学家？，是吧? A scientist, eh?
我需要你这样的头脑。 I could use a brain like yours.
卫兵! Guards!
带他去实验室，告诉他该怎么做。 Take him to the laboratory and show him what to do.
不，不，不! No, no, no!
把地球女人带到我面前来。 Bring the earth woman closer.
不!不! No! No!
以性爱女神的名义，我觉得你是真漂亮! By the goddess yumi, you are beautiful!
我的眼睛从未见过这么漂亮的东西。 My eyes have never beheld such loveliness.
你将成为我的婆娘! You shall be my bride!
不 Nol
哦，她很丰满， ohhhh, she is exquisite,
她很丰满。 she is exquisite.
把你肮脏的手拿开! Take your filthy, vellow hands off her!
别碰她，不然我杀了你! Don't touch her, I'll kill you!
卫兵!把他从我身上拉开! Silence! Get him off me!
拉开他! Take him!
带他去找饥渴的女人，然后把他的精子吸干! Take him to the sex depletor and bring me his essence!
我们会很快乐 It should add immeasurably to the pleasure
在我们的新婚之夜里 of our wedding night.
停止。 Stop.
不要折磨那个男的。 The blonde giant shall not be depleted.
阿莫拉。作为黑暗女王， Amora. As queen of darkness,
神圣力量的守护者， and guardian of the sacred power pasties,
你只有赦免他的权利 you have the privilege to spare him only
如果他能经受住我的折磨 if he survives the torture I ordain.
我判决他接受严酷的审判。 I sentence him to trial by ordeal.
那就这样吧，王。 So be it, then, wang.
但如果他活了下来，他就是我的了! But if he survives, he's mine!
和他一起去竞技场! To the arena with him!
再派出多点性爱女去! To the depletor with him!
他是我的他是我的他是我的 He's mine, he's mine, he's mine,
他是我的，他是我的! he's mine, he's mine!
跟着他们，你们这些笨蛋! After them, you ninnies!
现在睡觉吧，忘记吧。 Sleep now, and forget.
忘记所有。 Forget all.
我们会相爱，而我的身体…… We shall love, and my body...
将永远与你相连。 Will be linked forever with yours.
当你醒来时，你将成为我的黑暗之王。 When you awake, you shall be my king of darkness.
哦,戈登… Oh, Gordon...
报告首领，我们发现了阿莫拉女王的船 Your protuberance, we have spotted queen amora's ship
在森林王国之上。 over the forest kingdom.
把他们打下来，带他们来见我! Shoot them down, and bring them to me!
但是首领， But your assholiness,
森林里的人和我们是死敌。 the forest people and we are sworn enemies.
我们无法在这个领域生存下来。 We could not survive a landing in this realm.
你怕个锤子吗? Are you afraid of a few vegetables?
我给你下的命令! I gave you my orders!
我必须绝对服从! I will be obeyed!
是的，首领。 Yes, degenerate one.
为仪式做好准备! Make ready for the ceremony!
色情星球今晚将迎来新女王。 Porno shall have a new queen tonight.
别挡道，鸡巴士兵! Out of my way, dildo!
守卫，我需要你的帮助。 Guard, I need your help.
给，拿着。 Here, hold that.
这个，拿着那个…… This, hold that too...
还有这个，请…… And this also, please...
还有一件事， And just one more thing,
就是这样。 that's it.
很好。 Very good.
举起手来! Put up your hands!
请蹲下。 Down, please.
给我钥匙。 Give me the keys.
哦，干死我! Oh, come in me!
该死，你鸡巴真厉害。 Damn, you magnificent giant.
来，来，来! Come, come, come!
我们一起日到天荒地老。 And bind us forever in darkness.
首领是我的真命天子， Emperor wang is the one for me,
没有他，这个星球就没有日批 without him, the planet porno,
没有性爱将是如此的绝望。 would be ever so forlorno.
弗朗西斯·纽贝里。 Francis newberry.
疯子医生 ! Jerkoff!
诺!我以为你是艾莫拉。 Flesh! I thought you were amora.
这是我唯一能穿的衣服。 This is all I could find to wear.
你是怎么从王家逃出来的? How'd you get away from wang's palace?
当我发现王要摧毁阿莫拉飞船的计划时， When I discovered wang's plan to destroy amora's ship,
我用镭气体制服了守卫 I overpowered the guard with a radium gas
我在王的实验室里进行了研究。 I developed in wang's laboratory.
我把自己伪装成海盗， And, disguising myself as a pirate,
跟着飞机坠落的痕迹前来救你。 followed the bomber ship and swooped down to rescue you.
戴尔呢? What about Dale?
戴尔这一刻正在举行婚礼 Even at this very moment, the ceremony which will render
戴尔和首领即将成为夫妻 Dale and wang man and wife draws ever nearer
这是无法改变的结局。 its fateful conclusion.
没用的，诺。 It's no use, flesh.
我们的能力无法拯救戴尔。 Alone, we would be powerless to stop it.
诺,看! Flesh, look!
我过着邪恶的生活。 I had led an evil life.
我的思想是从种子中产生的 And my thoughts have arisen from the seeds
黑暗和贪婪。拿着这些宝石。 of darkness and greed. Take these stones.
这是我力量的源泉。 These are the source of my power.
和他们一起，摧毁首领 And with them, destroy wang
还有他阴险的阴谋。 and his insidious schemes.
这些，我的能量宝石， These, my power pasties,
是唯一能阻止性感光束的力量。 are the only force that can stop the sex beam.
一旦完成，地球人， Once accomplished, earthlings,
我的灵魂终于可以安息了。 my spirit shall at last rest in peace.
她是个高贵的女人。 She was a noble woman, flesh.
需要很大的勇气。 Took a lot of guts.
她是个勇敢的女王。 She was a brave scout.
快点，疯子，我们没多少时间了。 Come on, doc, we haven't got much time to lose.
等一下疯子，我不能这样走， Wait a minute doc, I can't go like this,
我觉得自己很傻。别担心，诺。 I feel silly. Don't worry, flesh.
我想我在船上有东西给你。 I think I've got something for you in the ship.
快点，混蛋，我们得阻止王! Come on, jerkoff, we've got to stop wang!
-好吧，诺。-拜托! - All right, flesh. - Come on!
哦,天啊。 Oh please.
左，左，左，左…… Left, left, left, left...
左…… I eft...
他们在那儿! There they are!
你必须… You may...
亲吻新娘。 Kisssss the bride.
啊,哈哈…… Ahhh, ha-ha...
过来，我的小可爱。 Come here, my little bottle cap.
离我远点，你这个黏糊糊的蜗牛! Get away from me you slimy snail!
哦! Oh!
傲娇就到此为止吧，你这贱女人! That's all for this rancid affair, you Turkey!
停! Stop!
婚礼结束了，王! The wedding's over, wang!
抓住他们，你们这些笨蛋! After them, you dildos!
你们在演戏吗? Amateurs!
接住，医生! The pasties, jerkoff!
好吧，小首领，她在哪? All right, wang, where is she?
你对戴尔做了什么? What have you done with Dale?
所以如果你敢碰她一下，我就… So help me if you lay a hand on her I'll...
你来得太晚了，你这个傻瓜! You're too late, you fool!
她一早就被偷偷带走了 She was spirited away barely a breath
在我们接吻之前。 before love's first kiss.
我失去了美丽的处女新娘。 I have been robbed of my beautiful virgin bride.
要我现剁死他吗？，诺? Shall I give it to him now, flesh?
现在不行，疯子，他已经受够了。 Not now doc, he's been through enough.
如果你找到她，告诉她我爱她! If you find her, tell her I love her!
别跟我打架了，傻女人，我是在救你! Stop fighting me foolish woman, I'm trying to save you!
停止! Halt!
我把地球女孩带来了。 I have brought the earth girl.
跟我来。 Follow me.
不，不，你要带我去哪! No, no, where are you taking me!
不，不，诺 快来救我。 No, no, take me back to flesh.
我不! I no!
不 Nol
地球女孩。 The earth girl.
我们一直希望你能来 We've been hoping you'd drop in,
自从我们听说你反对王帝。 ever since we heard of your opposition to emperor wang.
但是，也许我应该解释一下。 But, perhaps I should explain.
我是内莉警长。 Am chief Nellie.
庞大而强大的指挥官 Commander of the vast and powerful
亚马逊地下的 色情王国。 Amazon underground of porno.
一个完全致力于推翻的组织 An organization solely devoted to the over-throw
王和他腐败的大男子主义政权。 of wang and his corrupt male chauvinist regime.
但这和我有什么关系? But what does that have to do with me?
我们的间谍一直在密切监视你， Our spies have been watching you closely,
因为你坚决而明目张胆的厌恶 because of your determined and flagrant dislike
首领和他的同伙… of wang and his cohorts...
我们决定让你加入我们的队伍。 We, uh, have decided to initiate you into our ranks.
但我要找到我爱的人，戈登。 But I want the earthman, flesh Gordon.
你和我们在一起会更有用。 You will be of more use here with us.
不!不… No! No...
等等，你在干什么? Wait, what are you doing?
我要回到诺那里去! I've gotta get back to flesh!
集合队伍，进行选拔检查。 Ranks in formation, for selection inspection.
嗯，很漂亮的脸，很漂亮。 Mmm, very nice face, very pretty.
漂亮的乳头。哦，是的，嗯… Nice nipple. Ohhhh, yes, mmm-mmmbh...
漂亮的头发，漂亮，有光泽…… Pretty hair, nice, shiny...
你对你的乳头做了什么，泽里格? What are you doing to your nipples, zerig?
它们看起来很漂亮。很好。 They look very nice. Very nice.
脸很好看……转过去，让我看看。 Face is nice... Turn around, let's see.
弯下腰，我看看你的批。 Bend over, let's see.
哦，是的，真的很好。 Oh, yeah, real nice.
很好。漂亮的麻批。 Very nice. Nice bottom.
嗯,不!这不行。 Mmmm, no! No good.
向前迈进的一步。 Step forward.
太好了，太好了，做好准备，你很优秀。 Oh excellent, excellent, prepare yourself, you'll do.
不,不!哦! No, no! Oh!
诺!诺! Flesh! Flesh!
不!离开! No! Get away!
诺 !不!不! Flesh! No! No!
滚开!滚开! Get away! Get away!
诺! Flesh!
诺!诺! Flesh! Flesh!
诺!不l Flesh! Nol
疯子。 jerkoff.
我听到戴尔…她有麻烦了。 I heard Dale... she's in some sort of trouble.
混蛋，我听说戴尔…她有麻烦了。 Jerkoff, I hear Dale... She's in some sort of trouble.
戴尔! Dale!
滚开!滚开! Get away! Get away!
我们好像在坑里，博士。 We're in some sort of pit, doc.
来，让我试试。 Here let me try.
想办法把我们弄出去。 Try to get us outta here.
没有作用。 Didn't work.
退后，诺。 Stand back, flesh.
拜托，医生。 Come on, doc.
是她，医生。 There she is, doc.
天啊，他们是性爱饥渴女! Good lord, flesh, they're dykes!
饥渴女! Dykes!
你们谁都别想反抗。 Don't any of you try anything now.
我有能量宝石，我知道怎么用。 I've got the power pasties and I know how to use 'em.
你，跟其他人挨近点。 You, get back there with the others.
我了解你们这种人。 I know your kind.
你在这里做什么? Now what were you doing down here?
你和戴尔在一起干什么? What were you doing with Dale?
回去! Get back there!
医生 ! Jerkoff!
不,不!你可能会伤到诺。 No, no! You might hit flesh.
它怎么了，诺? What happened to it, flesh?
一个箭头。 An arrow.
实际上是一支毒箭。 A poison tipped arrow, in fact.
不管你是谁，我们欠你一条命。 Whoever you are, we owe you our lives.
小事 不存在。 Nonsense.
我很乐意这么做，因为你知道…… I was happy to do it, for you see...
我是王子， I'm prince precious,
色情王国王位的合法继承人。 rightful heir to the throne of porno.
多年前，这个星球是名副其实的天堂， Years ago this planet was a veritable paradise,
但疯狂的植物学家 but wang, a maniacal botanist,
他的器官被一只疯狂的阴茎捕蝇器吞噬了， whose organ was devoured by a crazed penis flytrap,
他不能容忍。 could not tolerate the existence of so much pleasure.
于是，召集了一支无能的军队 And so, banding together an army of the impotent
闭关研究， and frustrated, and armed with a small,
最终研究出了，性射线， but effective, sex ray,
使我的宫殿陷入肉欲的混乱， plunged my palace into carnal chaos,
然后接管了它，放逐了我， and took it over, exiling me,
我的几个卫兵，现在被称为 and my few advisors, to what is now known as
森林王国。 the forest kingdom.
然后你会觉得， Then you feel that, together,
我们可以结束王的野蛮统治。 we might put an end to wang's savage reign.
我们新的宇宙友谊可能会激发 And that our new cosmic friendship might inspire
一种永恒的善意和爱的纽带 an everlasting bond of kindness and love
这星球上的人们和你们之间。 between the peoples of this planet and yours.
如果有什么我能报答你的话。 If there's anything I can ever do to repay you.
多待一会儿，伙计，好戏才刚刚开始。 Stay a while, flesh, the fun's just beginning.
我也想，宝贝，但我不能。 I'd like to, precious, but I can't.
我最好和那个混蛋医生回实验室去 I'd better get back to the lab with doctor jerkoff
帮他做毁灭光束。 and help him work on the destructo beam.
来吧，我和你一起去。 Come, I'll go with you.
哦 诺，我正想叫你呢。 Oh, flesh, I was just going to send for you.
怎么了，医生? What happened, doc?
我现在能够明确的告诉你，诺。 Any scientist could tell you, flesh.
现在，光线已经完成，可以进行测试了。 Now, the beam is finished and ready to be tested.
如果我没算错的话 Now, if my calculations are correct,
我的设备发出的一声巨响 而首领那可恶的性射线 one blast from my device and wang's odious sex ray
将被彻底粉碎。 will be utterly smashed to smithereens.
那怎么用呢，医生? Well, how does it work, doc?
我示范给你看。 I'll show you.
首先，我们得装上能量宝石。 First, we have to attach the power pasties.
让我来帮你。 Let me help you.
那边是王的性爱射线的比例模型， Now, over there is a scale model of wang's sex ray,
被电镁力场包围 surrounded by an electromagnesium force field
这样将无法破坏它 so impervious, that were it not for
但是阿莫拉女王的能量宝石， the energy of queen amora's power pasties,
可以破坏并摧毁它的磁场。 we could never hope to destroy it.
现在，退后。 Now, stand back.
看这个。 Watch this.
——哇!-太棒了，医生。 - Wow! - Fantastic, doctor.
这是难以置信的。 That's incredible.
祝贺你。祝贺。 Congratulations. Congratulation.
牛逼哦，医生。 It works, jerkoff.
它是世界第八大奇迹。 It's the eighth wonder of the world.
我就知道会的。 I knew it would.
那我们要做的就是把它装到船上。 Then all we have to do is mount it in a ship.
把王的邪恶射线炸成原子。 And blow wang's evil ray to atoms.
然后我们就可以回家了，对吧，诺? Then we can go home, can't we, flesh?
祝你好运，戴尔， With good luck, and good weather, Dale,
我们明天晚上就回家了。 we'll be home tomorrow night.
哦,诺。 Oh, flesh.
-我来准备船。-是的，是的。 - Let me prepare the ship. - Yes, yes.
到船上去! To the ship!
你完蛋了，地球人发明了一把枪， Your aloneness, the earthmen have invented a gun,
他们打算用它来摧毁我们的性射线。 with which they plan to destroy our sex ray.
啊! Ah!
我受够了这些爱管闲事的人! I have had enough of these meddlers!
他们干涉了我的政权的事务 They have interfered with the affairs of my regime
我再说最后一次 for the very last time,
我会阻止他们。 and they will be stopped.
现在，仔细听。 Now, listen carefully.
医生，我们快到王的宫殿了。 Doc, we're getting close to wang's palace.
再等一分钟，伙计，我快好了。 Just one more minute, flesh, I'm almost ready.
小心! Careful!
这个装置有一个精密的电磁天平。 This device has a delicate electromagnetic balance.
任何扰动都能把我们炸成碎片! Any disturbance can blow us all to atoms!
医生 我们快要接近性爱王国了。 There it is, jerkoff, the sex ray.
是森林飞行者，拉响警报! It's the forest flyer, sound the alarm!
他们发现我们了，医生，准备好。 They've spotted us, jerkoff, get ready.
现在! Now!
阻止他! Stop him!
他…… He...
得抓住他。我的宝石! Get him. My pasties!
把船拉上来，快! Pull the ship up, quick!
-卡住了!-让我试一试。 - It's stuck! - Let me give it a try.
诺，我们死定了! Flesh, we're doomed!
我们停止下落了，发生了什么? We've stopped falling, what's happened?
我们掉进了某种磁束。 We've fallen into some sort of magnetic beam.
它把我们安全地拉下去了。 It's drawing us safely down.
但首领为什么要救我们? But why would wang want to save us?
他没有!看！ He doesn't! Look!
就这样我们勇敢的英雄 When last seen, our hapless heroes were about to be crunched
去战胜邪恶的首领。 into oblivion by the perverted wang's chomping jaws.
难道色情就没有正义可言吗? Is there no justice on porno?
戴尔，这是你的。 Dale, this is yours.
疯子博士。 Dr. jerkoff.
这是给你的，诺。 Here's one for you, flesh.
戴尔，你没事吧? Dale, are you all right?
我没事，诺。 I'm all right, flesh.
那个内奸真可恶， It's really a shame about that other guy,
偷你的宝石 stealing your pasties like that,
但他是我最好的朋友。 and he was my best boy.
降落伞够用吗? What ever happened to the other fellow?
我们只有四个降落伞。 We only had four parachutes.
哦。 Oh.
快点，我们得去找王。 Come on, we've got to get to wang.
来吧，诺，我们走!快点! Come on, flesh, let's go! Hurry up!
他去那边了，快追。 There he goes, after him.
挣扎是没有用的! Your struggles are useless!
你们被困住了，活不下去了! You are trapped and you shall not live!
我容忍了你阻挠我伟大的计划 I have tolerated your feeble attempts to thwart me
最后一次! for the very last time!
我们有办法对付你，地球人。 We have ways of dealing with you, yankee.
让你瞧瞧我设置的陷阱，地球人! See how you like my royal flush, earthling!
-怎么了?-地板! - What is it? - The floor!
哦,不。 Oh, no.
-绝望吧。-就是这样，地球人。 - There used to be one. - That's it, earthlings.
再见,戈登和我漂亮的处女老婆。 Goodbye, Gordon. Sweet dreams.
哦。 Oh.
它来了。 Here it comes.
再见,再见! Bye, bye!
-很高兴认识你，诺。-是的，谢谢。 - Nice knowing you, flesh. - Yes, it was, thank you.
诺戈登死了 J flesh Gordon is dead hey j
戈登死了 j flesh Gordon is dead hey j
诺死了 j flesh is dead j
戈登死了 j Gordon is dead j
戈登死了 j flesh Gordon is dead j
戈登死了 j baby flesh Gordon is dead j
戈登死了 J flesh Gordon is dead j
戈登死了 j flesh Gordon is dead j
诺死了 j flesh is dead j
戈登死了 j flesh Gordon is dead j
J死了，死了，死了，死了J j dead dead dead dead j
戈登死了 J flesh Gordon is dead j
戈登死了 j flesh Gordon is dead j
你的卑贱。 your lowness.
哦哦，伟大的首领，我已经照你的命令做了， Oh-oh, great impotentate, I have done as you commanded,
我给你带来了能量宝石 and I brought you the power jewels.
虽然地球人现在无法摧毁性光束， Though the earthmen cannot now destroy the sex beam,
他们在宫殿里活蹦乱跳…… they're alive and loose in the palace...
没关系， Never mind that,
我已经惩罚过他们了! I have dealt with them already!
把宝石给我。 Give me the Jewel.
那个讨厌的间谍吓到我的孩子了吗? Did the nasty spy frighten my babies?
没关系， Never mind that,
小王婆会照顾好你们的。 little wangy-pangy is going to take care of you all.
给了你一个小饰品， Wangy favors you with a trinket,
我的小花生宝贝。 my little peanut-butter cup.
嗯。 Hmm.
嗯。 Mmm.
卡住了是什么意思? What do you mean it's stuck?
-卡住了!——卡? - It's stuck! - Stuck?
什么叫卡住了? What do you mean, stuck?
停! Stop!
． 戈登! . Flesh Gordon!
宝石，王!宝石，在哪里? The Jewel, wang! The Jewel, where is it?
把宝石给我， Gimme that Jewel,
不然我现在就了结你! or so help me I'll finish you right here and now!
把他给我，诺。 Let me have him, flesh.
我等待这一刻已经很久了。 I've been waiting for this moment for a long time.
珍宝，王，它在哪里? The Jewel, wang, where is it?
你猜! You guess!
-你暖和了吗?-哦，很暖和。 - Am I gettin' warm? - Oh, very warm.
-是这个吗，诺?-不，不是这个。 - Is it this, flesh? - No, that's not it.
把珍宝给我。 Give me that Jewel.
马上把珍宝给我，听见了吗? Give me that Jewel this minute, do ya hear?
啊，不行，卡住了。 Ah, I can't, it's stuck.
什么叫卡住了? What do you mean, it's stuck?
把珍宝给我! Gimme that Jewel!
我不能! I can't!
白痴，你以为你能违抗我， Idiot, you thought you could defy me,
但你还没和我的强奸机器人较量过。 but you have yet to tangle with my rapist robots.
卡住了! It's stuck!
哦 这一幕真好。 Oh, I wish I had a picture of this.
马上把珍宝给我，听见了吗? Give me that Jewel this minute, do ya hear?
诺! Flesh!
你们跑不掉的 地球人 What-a-way to go, eh, earthman?
强奸机器人是无敌的 In a flash of mechanical ecstasy.
诺!诺! Flesh! Flesh!
诺! Flesh!
不!不l No! Nol
傻瓜! Fools!
白痴! Idiots!
你在干什么? What do you think you're doing?
怎么样啊，首领? What-a-way to go, hey, wang?
不过是一些雕虫小技。 You have not heard the last of wang.
诺，快点，我们不能让首领跑掉。 Flesh, come on, we can't let wang get away.
现在别管首领了， Never mind wang now,
我们得找到宝石，拯救地球。 we have to get the Jewel and save the earth.
这倒提醒了我…… That reminds me...
哦，我不能，我不能! Oh, I can't, I can't!
快说出来! Spit it out!
卡住了! It's stuck!
灾难大王 灾难大王 灾难大王 A plague, a pox, a pestilence of storm!
求求你 求求你 拯救我们 Anything, anything, oh, great one!
所有邪恶的命运都掌握在你手中! The fate of all evil rests in your hands!
起来，起来，消灭你的敌人， Arise, arise, and destroy your enemies,
为堕落的光荣事业报仇! and avenge the glorious cause of perversion!
哦,男孩。 Ooh, boy.
我就是喜欢屠杀。 I just love murder.
别挡道，你个小屁孩。 Out of my way, you little fart.
灾难大王开始屠杀了。 A monster's work is never done.
哦。 Oh.
哦,是的。 Oh, yeah.
哦,他妈的。 Oh, fuck.
停下,看着我 Stop, look...
听。 Listen.
太晚了，愚蠢的地球人们! Too late now, my imbecilic siblings!
性射线是拯救你们地球的! The sex ray is too good for your earth!
我要征服你们的星球 I'm going to burn your fucking planet
操爆你们的星球 to a fucking crisp!
小心点! Watch your back!
嗯… Well...
嗯。 Mmm.
这么简单的。 How delightful.
他抓住戴尔了! He's got Dale!
快点，混蛋，用毁灭光束干掉他! Quick jerkoff, use the destructo beam to kill him!
我不敢，距离太远了 I dare not, at this distance there's too great
有打到戴尔的危险 a risk of hitting Dale.
要是我们能靠近就好了。 If only we could get closer.
等一下，我们要用首领的火箭飞船。 Wait a minute, we'll use wang's rocket ship.
来吧。 Come on.
你和我会成为好朋友的。 Ah, you and I are going to be good friends.
亲爱的。 Coochie.
哦 And...
哇。 Wow.
这是性爱之塔， Well, this is the tower of murder,
我经常上去。 and it's where I hang out.
哦，哦，不。 Oh, oh, no.
你玩得开心吗? Are you having a good time?
来吧，混蛋。 Come on, jerkoff.
哦,诺! Ooh, flesh!
诺，救救我。 Flesh, save me.
天啊，好高啊。 God, it's high.
嗯。 Hmm.
是的，你真是漂亮。 Yes, you're incredible.
我想知道你穿黑色会是什么样子…… I wonder how you'd look in black...
尼龙长袜。 Nylons.
你觉得怎么样? What do you think of that, hmm?
嗯?嗯? Hmm? Huh?
哦…… Oh...
不对。 Hmm-hmm.
我只是想看看你的大奶包。 I just want to look at your tits.
它在那里，医生。 There she is, doc.
嘿，他们真是不自量力。 Hey, they're getting serious.
好了，医生，准备好。 Okay, doc, get ready.
准备好了,诺。 Ready, flesh.
开火! Fire!
医生，你打偏了! Doc, you missed!
我知道我打偏了。我去找他。 I know I missed. I'll get him.
嗯，我从来没有。 Well, I never.
去你妈的，戈登。 Up yours, Gordon.
哦，哇，呃，疼。 Oh, wow, uhf, pain.
现在，你将会… And now, you get...
你的。 Yours.
滚开。 Get away.
我的菊花。 My ass.
菊花有点痛。 Pain, humiliation. Hemorrhoids.
-戴尔，你没事吧?-哦，诺。 - Dale, are you all right? - Oh, flesh.
戈登。 Gordon.
让我们快点，诺! Let's do it fast, flesh!
你会为此付出代价的。 For this you'll pay.
没有人能打了我的菊花还能跑掉。 No one burns my ass and lives to get laid.
哦,狗屎! Oh, shit!
-再见，疯子。-再见，王子。 - Goodbye, jerkoff. - Goodbye, prince.
和戴尔。 And Dale.
再见，诺。——珍贵。 - Goodbye flesh. - Precious.
我们会想你的。 We'll miss you around here.
别担心，宝贝，我会再来的 Don't worry, precious, I'll be back,
下次我们会友好来访的。 and next time it'll be a friendly visit.
随着首领的灭亡，他那可怕的政权的瓦解， With wang out of the way and his terrible regime dispersed,
宇宙再一次对民主和自由来说是安全的， the universe is once again safe for democracy and freedom,
和享有应有幸福的权利， and the right of all due happiness,
每个人都根据自己的个人 each according to his own personal
宗教信仰。 religious convictions.
再见,诺。 Goodbye, flesh.
——再见。——再见。 - Goodbye. - Goodbye.
——再见。-一路平安。 - Bye. - Have a safe journey.
-很棒。——是的。 - It's been grand. - Yes.
再见。再见。 We'll see you. Goodbye.
再见,宝贝。 Goodbye, precious.
一定要给我们写信。 Be sure and write us.
保重，宝贝。 Take care precious.
-好的，再见。-要乖。 - Okay, see ya. - Be good.
-再见。-再见。 - Bye now. - So long.
再见。 Adios.
它就在那里，地球。 There she is, the earth.
亲爱的，没有地方比得上家。 Oh, flesh, there's no place like home.